I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
You gotta read the fine print, don’t ya!
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What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?
Okay but Michael and Ralph
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I am Professor Mosby… but you can call me Ted! Professor Mosby. T-Dawg. Do not call me T-Dawg.
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